1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

There was Shield Sheafson, scourge of many tribes, (Beowulf, The Norton Anthology English Literature Vol. 1 – BritLit class)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Okay?

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Project Runway. Santino is the shit. So is Andrea. Poor, poor Andrea.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:30 pm

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:30 pm. Right on!

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Traffic.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 5 hours ago. I was leaving class.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The new Madonna video. I still think she’s totally ripping off Goldfrapp. GOLDFRAPP FOREVER!!!

9.What are you wearing?
Brown dress slacks, with a light green sweater (for spring time) over a white blouse. I have to go to work. Must look professional. *rolls eyes*

10.Did you dream last night?
Yes. I dreamed about this aging rock-n-roll star who was rapidly aging and was starting to become bound to a wheelchair and then all of sudden he turned into a werebear and ran all over the world. Then he ended up falling in love with this girl who is a reincarnation of some girl that was murdered by pirates hundreds of years ago. And then this assassin dude came after them, and I was on a school touring of cows and me and my friend saw the assassin guy sprout some wings and kill the werebear and the girl. Then the cows started attacking us. (BTW – I’m afraid of cows). I have the most awesome dreams!

11. When did you last laugh?
When I was watching Madonna’s new video.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing. Their white. So sad.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My reflection.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
An excuse to not study for my midterm.

15. What is the last film you saw?
X-Men 2 (whatever the gay title for it is) with my boyfriend. Seriously, when the hell are they going to bring Gambit in? I hate Iceboy!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Time.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I dislike people who have bad table manners.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would blow it up so it wouldn’t exist anymore.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah, but you don’t want to see it.

20.George Bush:
The only thing that sets him apart from every other politician is that he is the President of The United States. Take that away and he is the same as the rest of them.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jezebel. Yes, I’m serious.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Noah. Yes, I’m into Biblical names. Maybe that’s because I’m religious. Jeez.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No. I’ve considered, and decided on no.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
You did good, kid.

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Whoever.